A guy just came up to the door. I asked for his ID and he tried to hand me a dollar.

I said “no, I need to see your ID”. He said “ok” and tried to hand me a five.

I asked him for his ID again and he seemed to get it and fished around in his wallet. This time he pulled out a ring and tried to hand it to me.

Finally he pulls out his ID and all is well.

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