New product idea:

Portland’s Own authentic Artisanal Flannel is proudly hand woven from local, grass fed, free range, organic beard fibers. To ensure the superiority of our fibers, we certify all our beard sources are vegan, non-tobacco smokers, under the age of 30. Our Pacific Northwest native crafters painstakingly recreate Canadian heritage patterns from the early 1990s.

Portland’s Own, the itch is worth the look.